The Wit of my Twenty-Year-Old Brother
- Me: Our hotel is like 15/20 minutes from the Bean. It's in the Loop if that means anything to you.
- Him: I have no clue what the bean or the loop are
- Me: Educate yourself about the Bean, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Gate.
- Him: Oh, I've seen pictures of that thing before, pretty cool. I'm gonna wipe my ass on it.
"We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits."
Can someone explain why this makes me so happy?
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